dudesmith
John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?
Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!
Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!
dudesmith by Lawrence K. July 21, 2010
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dudestitute
a male prostitute; gigolo
"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."
"But, there all like 60 years and older."
"Just like i like 'em."
"But, there all like 60 years and older."
"Just like i like 'em."
dudestitute by Patblack May 3, 2008
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DudeSmoothie
When a girl (or guy) sticks a straw into their partner's urethra and proceeds to jerk them off until ejaculation. After ejaculation, the partner sucks the jizz through the straw.
DudeSmoothie by SlitheryLlama1 May 10, 2014
domesmith
Used as an adjective to describe a person who is well versed in the art of fellatio. Generally used to talk shit on a friend rather than describe a womans ability to suck dick. Can also be used in place of "brown-noser" when applied to the work environment.
1) The new employee is a real domesmith, always overachieving and making the rest of us look bad.
2) Dude, met up with this girl last night, she was a real domesmith.
2) Dude, met up with this girl last night, she was a real domesmith.
domesmith by JAMESLAR13 July 11, 2017
Dudestitute
Dudestitute by LarsLevinstein February 23, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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