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dudestitute 

"when i grow up I want to be a dudestitute, theres all kinds of super rich MILFS dying for a young dude."

"But, there all like 60 years and older."

"Just like i like 'em."
dudestitute by Patblack May 3, 2008
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DudeSmoothie 

When a girl (or guy) sticks a straw into their partner's urethra and proceeds to jerk them off until ejaculation. After ejaculation, the partner sucks the jizz through the straw.
"Dude! I made Stacy a DudeSmoothie last night!"
"Ah man! I can't believe she'd do that!"
Used as an adjective to describe a person who is well versed in the art of fellatio. Generally used to talk shit on a friend rather than describe a womans ability to suck dick. Can also be used in place of "brown-noser" when applied to the work environment.
1) The new employee is a real domesmith, always overachieving and making the rest of us look bad.

2) Dude, met up with this girl last night, she was a real domesmith.
domesmith by JAMESLAR13 July 11, 2017

Dudestitute 

Transvestite prostitute. Used when the gender of a prostitute cannot be easily determined.
Todd: Wow! Look at that hooker! is that a guy or a chick?

Mark: Who cares. Its just a Dudestitute.
Dudestitute by LarsLevinstein February 23, 2009