duche bagel
duche bagel by bonfire666 November 29, 2007
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douche bagel
Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
douche bagel by S. Beebe August 4, 2007
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douche bagel by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009
Douche Bagel
Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
Douche Bagel by JKudo September 23, 2009
douche bagel
douche bagel by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006
Douche Bagel
An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.
(May or may not shower weekly)
(May or may not shower weekly)
Douche Bagel by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023
Douche Bagery
John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.
Douche Bagery by emptsent January 13, 2008
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