dry poop willy Share definition Flag The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass. I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy! dry poop willy by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the dry poop willy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch