druno

Being so drunk that you can't even correctly spell the word drunk.

After being made fun of for being a lightweight drunk, a frustrated Cindy went on Facebook and said that "I donk caret what peopl say but im not druno, k?"

druno by Pikachu is Asian September 24, 2011

Druno

Drunk uno.

A drinking game using a deck of Uno. Play a normal game but with different amounts of shots for certain cards.

Rules:
When a reverse card is played the next person to play has to take a half shot. Same with being skipped. When someone is given a +2 card they have to take one shot as well as draw two cards. When someone is given a +4 card they have to take two shots as well as draw four cards. You can stack +2 and +4 cards but the number of shots stays the same but just passes to the next player in the rotation.

Let’s pregame by playing Druno!

Druno by Yunklegram October 25, 2020

Druno

Dru*no...Noun From Latin draco (huge serpent) + ūnicornis (having one horn)

Plural- Drunos

A Druno is simply a Dragon-Unicorn. They have the normal form of a dragon, but with a magical horn protruding from the forehead and a mane instead of spikes protruding from the spine. Drunos are the ancestors of dragons. They have developed a language, culture, and are extremely intelligent. Dragons devolved from Drunos. Dragons do not have magic and are thermophilic, meaning they have to stay in warm climates to be able to produce fire, whereas Drunos are able to produce fire with their magic.

The Druno flew overhead, inspiring awe.

Druno by IJustNeedANamePlease August 20, 2026

butt stuff drunk 

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

butt stuff drunk by picc285 May 31, 2019

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017

backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015