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Drunkelstiltskin 

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.
The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.
Drunkelstiltskin by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Drunkel Craig'd

When your Uncle Craig commits an act in a drunken state that affects you in some way.
I got Drunkel Craig'd this weekend when Drunkel Craig hit a rock with his boat and I had to pull his boat across the lake.

Drunksexual 

A drunksexual is one who is willing to experiment with a person whom is of the same gender or different orientation only when drunk. Drunksexuals are generally looked down upon in the homosexual community as can be seen by the Lesbian outcry for the drunksexual national anthem, "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. If you make out with someone sober often but need to get drunk to sleep with them, that does not make you a drunksexual.
"Oh my Gawd! I'm so gotdamn wasted. That girl's lookin' sexy!!!"

"Oh Malysa you're such a drunksexual!"
Drunksexual by Apallo Biggs April 9, 2009

drunkbelieve 

It's when you get so drunk that you don't remember everything that happened.. When you're friends start to fill you in on the nights experiences, you are like OHHHHHHHH I so KINDA remember that.. I just couldn't tell if it was real or drunkbelieve.
Do we really have to give examples? I'm sure you have been to drunkbelieve a time or two!!
drunkbelieve by Miz, Pink, Shy June 20, 2007

Drunkelton 

1. A proper name for a specific person who is overly intoxicated at any given hour of the day.
I was out last night having cocktails with my friends and ran into John Drunkelton, drooling and slurring every word.
Drunkelton by Chictexas November 11, 2006

Drunkslexia 

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media
Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."
Drunkslexia by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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