drunkfold 

When you don't get up from falling in the street and the street sweeper puts you in the gutter.

I got so drunkfold last night. I woke up in a ditch.

drunkfold by Emby March 17, 2017

Drunkfolded 

The new standard of fucked up. Unbelievably crazy drunk.

When you wake up in a dumpster with some lube and a hamster, you have been drunkfolded.

Drunkfolded by partyHearty69 May 12, 2010

Drunkolepsy 

Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.

Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to his chronic drunkolepsy.

Drunkolepsy by Mr. One Three July 15, 2009

drunkpologize

The act of apologizing in the aftermath of drunken revelry, usually via sms the next day, blaming all one's bad decisions on being drunk. Also referred to as a "drunkpology."

Ex. 1:

"My boyfriend made out with some chick last night and tried to drunkpologize this morning. Fuck that."

Ex. 2:

Person 1:"Crap! I just broke that Jake's 44 inch flatscreen!"
Person 2: "It's okay, man. You can just drunkpologize tomorrow. He'll understand."

drunkpologize by impossibilityness April 29, 2010

drunkpology 

An incoherent apology that has no reasoning or sense, usually occuring when inibriated.

She was trying to give me some drunkpology for why she ate my curtains, but it made no fucking sense.

drunkpology by Justin Monahan September 25, 2005

Drunkfident 

temporary state of extreme confidence fueled by alcohol.

One who is "Drunkfident" can easily approach women for conversation, (especially at bars).

Drunkfident by drocknroll March 30, 2011

Drunkfortable 

Comfortably Drunk. When you have had a few drinks and you're having a good time, but not so drunk you make a fool of yourself. If you have trouble pronouncing the word then you have already gone past the drunkfortable point.

Everybody at the bar last night were smashed, except me, I was just drunkfortable.

Drunkfortable by Mace the geek March 30, 2009