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drunk doll 

Someone who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, mainly vodka, and gets so drunk they end up blacking out and puking at some point. During this trance, a doll may dance dirty, lose their drinks, buy more alcohol after getting theirs taken away, stumble home, run friends into the wall, talk to trash cans and express their feelings to them, runs to the toilet/trash can to puke guts out and eventually passes out. The next morning they must down a bunch of mountain dew to get rehydrated and feel sick the rest of the day.
I was such a drunk doll last nite.
drunk doll by Ash Doll August 20, 2010
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Drunk-dollar 

a term used when describing the amount of drunken-ness and satisfaction realized per dollar spent on alcohol.
Mike says your drunk-dollar goes much further when you drink the hard stuff fast." "Get the most for your drunk-dollar at Log Jam (bar).
Drunk-dollar by Entropy happens March 18, 2011

Forty Dollars Drunk 

The point of intoxication at which a strictly heterosexual person may go so far as to produce and offer a great sum of money (forty dollars) to a sober, heterosexual friend of the same sex in exchange for sexual favours.

It should be noted that while sober, this offer would never be made under any circumstances, and is absolutely undesired by the sober friend, in order to meet the truest sense of the meaning.
Drunk Friend (holding two twenties): "Hey, man, I will give you this forty dollars if you suck my cock."
Sober Friend: "Man, you must be forty dollars drunk. And no."
Forty Dollars Drunk by ZeroTheFool December 23, 2009

drunkollection

Remembering events that happened when you were drinking after you sober up.
I had a drunkollection from last night; did I make you take a 2 block taxi drive cause I refused to walk?
drunkollection by VA Vixen September 8, 2010

Dollar Store Drink 

When a bartender makes a drink so weak that it could have came from a dollar store. This tends to happen with new bartenders.
John: Wow, you finished that long island fast.

Me: It was so weak. It was a dollar store drink.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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