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drunk calling 

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
drunk calling by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Calling in drunk 

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays
We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.
Calling in drunk by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

drunkwalling 

Leaving over-affectionate or bizarre comments on someone's Facebook wall while under the influence. Similar to drunkbooking or drunkspacing, but more akin to drunk dialing.
Jim got hammered and started drunkwalling all over Betty's profile.
drunkwalling by heymarcel February 19, 2009

drunkwalling 

To make a drunken rant, declaration of love or other mess on someone's FaceBook wall. Similar to drunk dialing.
Jason was drunkwalling when he posted on Jessica's wall that he loved her.
drunkwalling by PhoenixLights July 26, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026