drunk calling 

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.

Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.

drunk calling by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010

Calling in drunk 

a. A valid excuse for calling out of work when you've partied too hard the night before.

b. Evading responsibility via alcohol, i.e. court, child care, blind dates, birthdays

We partied until 5am and I passed out on a homeless man... definitely calling in drunk today.

Calling in drunk by Hudson Riley August 30, 2013

drunkwalling 

Leaving over-affectionate or bizarre comments on someone's Facebook wall while under the influence. Similar to drunkbooking or drunkspacing, but more akin to drunk dialing.

Jim got hammered and started drunkwalling all over Betty's profile.

drunkwalling by heymarcel February 19, 2009

drunkwalling 

To make a drunken rant, declaration of love or other mess on someone's FaceBook wall. Similar to drunk dialing.

Jason was drunkwalling when he posted on Jessica's wall that he loved her.

drunkwalling by PhoenixLights July 26, 2011