drop the kids 

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

drop the kids by Mercunium August 13, 2003

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool 

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by Skizurp June 10, 2003

drop the kids off

taking a shit also refered to as "dropping the kids off".

boss:why were you late john? john:sorry sir i had to drop the kids off. boss:you don't have kids though john. john:you've got to be the stupidest guy i've ever met you dumbass.!

drop the kids off by bobby faget September 28, 2005

Drop the kids off at the pool.

To take a shit,bowel movement.

I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!

Drop the kids off at the pool. by vernon dutton April 19, 2004

drop the kids at the pool 

Evacuating the lower bowell, squeezing out a darkie, doing a poo!!

Wait a minute, i just have to drop the kids at the pool then we can go out.

drop the kids at the pool by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

drop the kids off

Take a #2

After eating all that Mexican food, I had to go drop the kids off.

drop the kids off by Vijay June 10, 2003