Drone Strikes

When you’re shitting and the shits come out like drone missiles. Small and hot.

After those extra spicy tacos I was blasting drone strikes into the toilet all night.

by D J Trump January 13, 2020

ATS Drone Strike

The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.

The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.

Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"

Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."

Scully: "Those bastards!"

by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018

Drone Strike

An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.

Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...

Bill: Yea, what a cunt!

by ShadeHunter February 24, 2021

Drone Strike

The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.

Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.

by moleymoley May 11, 2013

Drone Strike President

Barack Hussein Osama, that one president who liked killing Yemeni civilians and somehow got away with it.

Ah, more Middle Easterns blown up. The Drone Strike President must be at it again!

by Telesgis November 4, 2023

White Drone Strike

A sexual position where a male c*ms on any part of the parters body, while being suspended in mid-air by one or several drones

The military uses white drone strikes to assert dominance

by VanDale vol. 2 May 16, 2019

Drone Strike

Funny autonomous plane going woosh and bombing towns in random third world countries

isn't NATO the one that drone strikes weddings?

No it's the USA

by Rehehehehehehehehe May 14, 2023