man 1 (educated) im a dreamphobic
man 2 (not) OMG!!!!1!! *vomits cutely* I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!1!!1!! YOU BETTER KNOW I SACRIFICE 13 KITTENS TO MY BABY DREAM!!11

DreamPhobic by cooler meat man October 13, 2021

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dreamphobic

Something that means that you are not a failed abortion and that the condom didn't brake and that your not on a whole different level of idiotic and stupid. You are normal. Be proud.

guy: Im Dreamphobic.
guy 2: Awe does your little peenie not rise up when you see a green speedrunner?
well thats too bad because mine DOES.
guy: I hope your father takes you off his will.
Father: *takes guy 2 off his will*

dreamphobic by pixluxx November 4, 2021

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If your a dream phobic ily so much marry me.

If your a DreamSexual get the f**k out of the whole universe, your a disgrace to this world.

Non-binary person: I'm a DreamPhobic :D

Some weird dream stan: OMG *cries cutely* DID YOU KNOW I SACRIFICED MY PHONE FOR DREAMY CREAMY?! UWU

DreamPhobic by Yuki-buki January 24, 2022

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Dreamphobe

a sane person

Man 1: I am a proud Dreamphobe!
China: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000+ social credit
Some weird ass 14 yr old white girl with a pacifier: *spits out pacifier* N@Z1 1 h0p3 y0U d13 4 h0rr1bl3 d347h b3c4us3 y0u d0 n07 sUPP0r7 th3 dr34m c0MMUn17y 4Nd 1 dR4w dr34m r34 0N w477P4d uWu

Dreamphobe by nzap85 December 12, 2021

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DreamPhobic

A person who hates the youtuber celebrity Dream

I am DreamPhobic. Now i will get cancelled on twitter

DreamPhobic by bigman234 December 16, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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