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dream cock 

Any phallus that you come across in a dream. It can be your own, it could grow out of your forehead, it could sprout out of the rose garden, one could very well be chasing you.
The flaccid dream cock soon became erect.
dream cock by Krievi March 10, 2005
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Black Cock Dream 

A dream had by white women in which they shout out "give me your big black cock now honey". This can be very embarrassing and awkward if the lady is sleeping with her husband or boyfriend.
Do I satisfy you, honey?

Of course, sweetie! <crosses fingers>

So what was that you were shouting in the night?

Don't worry honey, that was just a black cock dream. All girls have them.
Black Cock Dream by Moon Fish May 19, 2009

Dream cockblock 

When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick
"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."
Dream cockblock by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011

Dream cocks

This happens in your dream, where you imagine yourself sucking on so many dicks that it turns into reality
"Don't suck too many dream cocks tonight"
Dream cocks by Kamhawkz1001 November 22, 2025

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.
I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

dreamscockring

adjective to describe one person who is so goregeous you don't know how to describe it.
Nobody could ever be as handsome as dreamscockring.
dreamscockring by beaumylove October 1, 2021

Dreamcuck 

To 'cuck' (make love to another) your SO in a dream.
I was dreamcucked last night--- I knew we shouldn't of watched a movie with Jenifer Aniston before bed.
Dreamcuck by Barbara Cumsock March 31, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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