dre beats 

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dre beats by chuckluck01 October 24, 2014

Dr Dre's Beats 

Overpriced crappy plastic headphones. Cost more than $500 yet sound worse than the $100 equivalent. Generally worn by hipsters as a "status symbol" although audiophiles generally laugh at them due to their idiocy. Thought by many to be "the best headphones ever" (Google it!), but they're idiots. Tend to snap in half after about half an hour's use, or stolen by a hipster or #swag #yolo person etc. Frequently copied (badly) by Mr. C. Kwan-Gok-Zhao from China, for the purposes of giving the hipsters the same sound and build quality for $300 less.

"Look at that tool wearing his Dr Dre's Beats, he could have bought some good headphones like sennheisers/B&Ws/Marshalls etc, I bet he thinks they're the best headphones in the world"

Dr Dre's Beats by Not the post youre looking for July 15, 2013

Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.

Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"

Beats By Dre by Dumaitis October 1, 2011

Beats by Dre

Overpriced headphones for overpriced phones worn by teenagers who don't know shit about music and thinks its so cool to own them. The worst thing is that apple just bought them.

After borrowing Sepo's Beats by Dre i made short trip to the dumpster and threw them in there without remorse , and proceeded to buy him a pair of Panasonic's for just 7$.... Later that day......

Facebook

Sepehr " hey bro can i have my beats back"
Me " they in the dumpster where they belong."
Sepehr " (Detonates Himself) Face Book "Active 2 seconds ago"

Beats by Dre by Tight_pussy June 4, 2014

Beats by Dre

An overpriced and overrated audio company that sounds horrible. These headphones shouldn't be even marketed as headphones and should instead be marketed as a fashion accessory. though, recent models sound somewhat better than prior models the price is not justifiable and still sound like trash compared to other headphones of its price range.

Comparing the sound of these headphones to other headphones of the same price range would be like comparing a bicycle to a super car.

Person 1: look at these Beats by Dre I bought
Person 2: ignores person 1 and wears Sennheisers

Beats by Dre by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 August 9, 2019

Beats By Dre

Overpriced cheaply made fashion accessories designed for people with a expensive taste and with little to no brain cells

Guy 1 yo dawg I got a pair of Beats By Dre
Guy 2 you mean expensive pieces of shit overpriced dollar store headphones, you should of bought Parrot Zik headphones.

Beats By Dre by Sam Squids April 2, 2017

Beats By Dre

The best headphones in the world with precision-engineered, advanced speaker design, powered amplification, and powered noise cancellation, you hear music the way today’s top artists and producers want you to hear.

Kelz: Hey, what are those sexy headphones you got?
Dom: They're the Beats By Dre, the sound quality is AMAZING, plus they do look really SEXY too!!

Beats By Dre by KelKelzBaby November 29, 2009