1 definition by Dumaitis
A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.
Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"
Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"
Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"
by Dumaitis October 1, 2011