Drachenfutter is a gift or some other form of peace offering used by a husband or boyfriend in order to appease an angry woman or girlfriend. Used primarily in cities where there is a significant population of German origin.
Since Jack forgot Madeline's birthday and went out with her older sister, she will punish him by withholding affection until he expresses sufficient repentance with some appropriate drachenfutter.
Drachenlords real name is rainer winkler, a fat germanman living in emskirchen inside of his legendary home the Drachenschanze. he is know for lieing and being a hypocrite who is unaware that he cannot speek english.
his favorite words are: Haider, Hurensohn, verficke Arschlöcher and KOMMT ZU MIR that means Come here.
After screaming his adress into the internet people visit him almost daily wich leads to some interesting conversations
you: Rainer komm raus!
Drachenlord: HALT DEIN DRECKS MAULDU DUMMER HURENSOHN!!!!
A Person who, is typically Annoying, Self Centered, and a Very Odd person. They tend to Like Chicken and Salsa. A few of them have been known to Mess around in School. They Also tend to Respond Ok To everything.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hi
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Want to talk about it?
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Tell me
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: your Such a Daychenay. its not even funny
A German youtuber who is known for revealing his adress while being uncontrollably angry. If you want to do a pilgrimage to his homestead better known as "Drachenschanze" you will find him at: Altschauerberg 8, 91448 Emskirchen, Bavaria, Germany, Europe. He is streaming on YouNow from time to time so that he can pay his electricity bill. If you're lucky you may be one of the happy pilgrims who gets an ultra rare "Drachenlordposter". But you have to be careful: he may hit his "haiders" to prevent them from dishonoring his "family".
Drachenlord may be used in a way like this: To get rid of their sins young, brave pilgrims go to Altschauerberg 8 in order to whitewash their bleeding souls.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!