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Dry Draquan 

It's like a Wet Willie, but without the moisture.
"I was dehydrated, so I gave her a dry draquan."
Dry Draquan by Senorhierro May 7, 2010

daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts
daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn

Darquankus McBunky 

Darquankus McBunky was an accomplished military general that commanded the 23rd regiment of the Blundercrank National Army. He fought alongside many notable figures as Drake, Bobo DonQuoofy, Chief Keef, Yeat, Quandale Dingle, Abraham Lincoln, as well as Eric and Jonathan. He was slaughtered on April 4th, 1922, when he was caught in the crossfire of a shootout between the Blundercrank Mafia and my good friend Mark, being shot in the forehead 32 times. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent an emergency rectal transplant procedure. After a month in the hospital, he started to recover, however he contracted terminal lumbago and died shortly after.

Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:

Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”

Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”

Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Teacher: ok class, who do you look up to?

Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave

Teacher: yes

Tsm_Daquan 

Tsm_Daquan by Zilly Zentz Kid September 14, 2018

daquan wiltshire 

A 32 year old streamer who will always keep it real with you. Also 4 inch gang stand up.
That man daquan wiltshire is a wild dude
daquan wiltshire by Worlivine October 6, 2021
DAQUAN IS THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER OUT THERE. DAQUAN IS A SEXY BEAST NIGGA. THE GREATEST, CALL HIM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' GOAT. HE WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH SO HARD SHE CRUMBLES TO DEATH IN BED THEN YOU COME HOME AND WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. DAQUAN SNEEKS UP BEHIND YOU, PULLS YOUR PANTS DOWN THEN FUCKS YOU SO HARD THE BEDROOM FLOODS OF CUM AND YOU DROWN IN IT. DONT FUCK WITH DAQUAN NIGGA!!!!
"DAQUAN FUCKED ME SO HARD I ALMOST DIED"
daquan by JAQUAN12345GOATT June 17, 2017