dramatexting 

1. any form of text messaging which involves fake alerts, unfounded promises, fantasies, falsehoods or plain old bullshit.

2. real time, person to person texts where both individuals, against better judgment, attempt to piss the other one off and have the last word.

1. "Im so sick of dramatexting, yesterday I read an amber alert for spongebob, was promised money from the money angel, was asked to forward five stupid texts to see if I was hot, didn't meet my soulmate and not a fucking thing surprised me @ 11:11!'

2. "When she found out I was seeing someone else she dramatexted me like 50 times, so I just deleted them - I'm done with the dramatexting bitch anyway!"

dramatexting by bill b licious April 13, 2010

drama texting 

A cowardly form of communicating grievances to another person without having to face them.

I will not allow myself to get pulled in a drama texting with this looser!

drama texting by CMETLIBRA February 3, 2010

dragtexting 

Using the swiping feature from letter to letter in most smartphones when texting rather than individually tapping each letter on the keyboard.

He was dragtexting so smoothly when responding to his girlfriend's texts.

dragtexting by TheUrbanAuthor February 22, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004