dragon shit
when a person eats very spicy food and then has painful shits later in the day where the anus burns from the spices being shat out of said anus.
dragon shit by jmaur April 20, 2009
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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit
A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit by H Fowler July 29, 2012
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Shit dragon by Heybro... March 17, 2017
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When a person is such a raging fiery piece of shit that it's monstrous, as though squeezed straight out of the ass of a dragon from hell. An extremely vulgar, rude individual that probably spends most of their time sucking Satan's balls.
Some guy made me sit through three green lights because he was texting, then flipped me off when I wanted him to move his goddamn car. He was a total shit dragon
Person 1: I laughed so hard during the scene in Attack on Titan where Petra died and Levi was sad.
Person 2: Shut the hell up you fucking shit dragon!
Person 1: I laughed so hard during the scene in Attack on Titan where Petra died and Levi was sad.
Person 2: Shut the hell up you fucking shit dragon!
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Shit of the 9 Dragons by Gankfest January 21, 2009
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When you are so intent on accomplishing something you would rather burn your life to the ground than to fall short of your goal
Dany is so dragonshit crazy she burned down kings landing to get to the iron throne. Now the red keep is dragontits up for sure
dragonshit crazy by Cor Riversprite May 16, 2019
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