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An heartbroken and miserable lover, who has the physique, the right dick, a thick puffed sac, but just always gets snobbed by the female folk. Yet to the males he's considered yet to be enough the worth of a monk-turned eunuch as much as relationship is concerned...
Well that's dozic! Our big guy, who simply has 'relationship' problems...period.
dozic by B-hawk February 7, 2020
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A slang word most often used to describe any noun that is perceived as good.
Oh my gosh, it was so dozin of you to do the dishes while I was gone.
That burger was dozin.
Dozin by Dozin January 19, 2023
Related Words
dozic • domicide • Doice • dozier • dohicky • domica • Donica • Dopic • Dorice • dozin

Natalie Dokic 

An evil-spirited, hawk-nosed, blonde-headed CUNT!
Mike: Hey, man. I just met this girl for the third time, and she still forgot my name. She later went to the bar and hooked up with two guys that night. I don't hate on anyone, you know me, however, this chick's the definition of a cunt. Look her up on Urban Dictionary and her picture is there.

Joey: Bro, you're dealing with a Natalie Dokic. Blow it up and let her slut around.

Mike: Who said I was ever interested? I'm just really bothered. Oh, and I know a Natalie Dokic, she's a hawk-nosed cunt that needs ten pounds of make-up to look presentable.

Joey: Ah, what a coincidence. So we both know the cunt.

Mike: Sure do.

Joey: Dudes.

And with that Mike, Joey and the gang went off into the night.
Natalie Dokic by DarkClent31 March 6, 2019
An amazing webcomic written by a man named Dom. Very good artwork and seriously funny jokes. Often the comics are posted on Ifunny by random users and achieve featured status.
Person A: Hey look at this comic I found on Ifunny!
Person B: Dude, that's Domics.
Domics by DomicLover January 22, 2013

Corey Donick

the thickest man to ever show himself on this planet.
Jesus Christ you're as thick as Corey Donick
Corey Donick by coeydonickfan9/11 February 20, 2018
Doichi is a term that was started by drunk Abel, and later evolved into something spectacular.
doichi is bigger than ant
doichi by yoloswg August 28, 2014
A word used to call something when you don't know or can't think of what to call it. examples; whotamawhatter, hidgedinky, watchamacallit, thingamajig, Dohickymajobber.
Could you get me that Dohickyover there?
Dohicky by Brian K. Carlson August 5, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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