Doyf

Doyf is a slang term which means slapping the face using the male genitalia.

Simon: i had this hot chick at mine last night!
Mark: oh yeah? what happened?
Simon: well... she turned out to be a guy and then doyfed me across the face!

Doyf by Charleybby March 31, 2009

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doyf

Dick on your face. When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

That girl kept on talking so I had to doyf her. I doyfed her last night.

doyf by Greek July 24, 2008

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doyf • Doyfriend • DOYFIN

Doyfriend

The undefined period in a relationship between casual dating and official status; defined by its non-definition.

He's my doyfriend, we havent had the "talk."

Doyfriend by Dadadadoyfriend October 23, 2011

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Doyfriend

When a girl wants a boyfriend that acts like her dad....... doyfriend

That guy wanted to be my boyfriend but didn’t realize that I needed a man to act like my dad also. I need a doyfriend.

Doyfriend by Pinxadoo May 30, 2019

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DOYFIN

The acronym for one whom is so inebriated by alcohol you have become Dead On Your Feet (DOYF). DOYFIN is the action of being dead on your feet. Many factors determine doyfin status, some include; unsteady balance, rolled back eyes, unrecognizable verbal communication, lowering of standards

"Antdog was doyfin last night at the bar, he could hardly stand!"

DOYFIN by Twiggys December 9, 2008

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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