Doyf 

Doyf is a slang term which means slapping the face using the male genitalia.

Simon: i had this hot chick at mine last night!
Mark: oh yeah? what happened?
Simon: well... she turned out to be a guy and then doyfed me across the face!

Doyf by Charleybby March 31, 2009

doyf 

Dick on your face. When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

That girl kept on talking so I had to doyf her. I doyfed her last night.

doyf by Greek July 24, 2008

Doyfriend 

The undefined period in a relationship between casual dating and official status; defined by its non-definition.

He's my doyfriend, we havent had the "talk."

Doyfriend by Dadadadoyfriend October 23, 2011

Doyfriend 

When a girl wants a boyfriend that acts like her dad....... doyfriend

That guy wanted to be my boyfriend but didn’t realize that I needed a man to act like my dad also. I need a doyfriend.

Doyfriend by Pinxadoo May 30, 2019

DOYFIN

The acronym for one whom is so inebriated by alcohol you have become Dead On Your Feet (DOYF). DOYFIN is the action of being dead on your feet. Many factors determine doyfin status, some include; unsteady balance, rolled back eyes, unrecognizable verbal communication, lowering of standards

"Antdog was doyfin last night at the bar, he could hardly stand!"

DOYFIN by Twiggys December 9, 2008