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dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves
"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

Cum shelf doilie 

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.
He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.
word created by fans of possible pairing of Dominic Monaghan and Emilie de Ravin.
Domilie is WAY better than Monalilly
domilie by Domilie Fan September 4, 2005

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.
"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
fetus doilie by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010

ass doilies 

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
ass doilies by Telephony July 22, 2019

toilie doilie 

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.
Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.
toilie doilie by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008