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dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves
"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

Cum shelf doilie 

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.
He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.
word created by fans of possible pairing of Dominic Monaghan and Emilie de Ravin.
Domilie is WAY better than Monalilly
domilie by Domilie Fan September 4, 2005

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.
"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
fetus doilie by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010

ass doilies 

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
ass doilies by Telephony July 22, 2019

toilie doilie 

The disposable paper toilet seat covers found in public restrooms.
Dude, if you use the shitter at Cost Cutter, you'd better use the toilie doilie - that place is nasty.
toilie doilie by Gett'n N Eiffel January 19, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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