Doushe

The wrong way to spell DOUCHE.

Commonly used by immature kids trying to sound cool in online fights.

Idiot: omfg ur such a doushe

Guy #1: What kind of kid doesn't know how to spell douche?

Guy #2: Idiotic internet assholes that try to start fights online for no reason.

Guy #1: True 'dat!

by I'm Lost in Lollipopland December 12, 2009

doushe flute

Queer sucking on a vape

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor

by Heinousness March 4, 2018

doushe nossle

someone who is a pain in the ass, and is not funny, but tries to be

Brandon: Did you just see that f@#$ing cat
Kevin: SHut up your such a doushe nossle

Mark: Dude...dude...guys im gonna beat your a@# if you keep making fun of me, if you call me lard ass one more time...man...dude
Nick:Shut up you doushe nossle

by murphy* October 1, 2006

doushe ball

another word for duesy, duesbout, jacob. A term to make fun off people with the names listed above and that have terrible lisp.

haha, you have bad lisp u doushe ball!

by a kid that likes to make fun Duesy for his lisp February 5, 2008

Doushe-a-loushe

A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.

Timmy: Hey look at the doushe-a-loushe
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night

by Whyit October 29, 2007

v-doushe

someone who is a jerk while playing sports. (originally volleyball)

I was about to return the ball, but that v-doushe chaz hit it out from under me!

by sportsmaniabiatch December 17, 2009

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016