The feeling one gets towards a member of the opposite sex after spending a short amount of time with them. often confused with love, this sudden infatuation will drive them crazy with this "false love". often leads the sufferer to:
1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person
*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.
After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person
*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.
After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called
"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
=O OMG i am so in love with this girl/guy
=/ How long have you known her?
=O 1 a week
=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
=/ How long have you known her?
=O 1 a week
=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
by alphamadkient January 3, 2010
Get the Doushens mug.A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
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A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.
by Chern November 7, 2008
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A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.
A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.
by justlex May 23, 2012
Get the douchenstien mug.Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.
He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.
This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.
The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.
This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.
The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.
ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"
ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com February 22, 2011
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