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doushe flute 

During a party in my garage, this drunken queer fell off a cooler onto the floor and his doushe flute and berry flavor juice went skating in pieces across the floor
doushe flute by Heinousness March 4, 2018

doushe nossle 

someone who is a pain in the ass, and is not funny, but tries to be
Brandon: Did you just see that f@#$ing cat
Kevin: SHut up your such a doushe nossle

Mark: Dude...dude...guys im gonna beat your a@# if you keep making fun of me, if you call me lard ass one more time...man...dude
Nick:Shut up you doushe nossle
doushe nossle by murphy* October 1, 2006

doushe ball 

another word for duesy, duesbout, jacob. A term to make fun off people with the names listed above and that have terrible lisp.
haha, you have bad lisp u doushe ball!

Doushe-a-loushe 

A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.
Timmy: Hey look at the doushe-a-loushe
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night
Doushe-a-loushe by Whyit October 29, 2007

v-doushe 

someone who is a jerk while playing sports. (originally volleyball)
I was about to return the ball, but that v-doushe chaz hit it out from under me!
v-doushe by sportsmaniabiatch December 17, 2009

Douche Box Hero 

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,
What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!
Douche Box Hero by will bitten October 10, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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