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doushceball 

In online gaming, anyone who gripes and whines and cries over every little thing that doesn't go their way.

"OMG YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT ME UNLESS YOU'RE STANDING STILL AND I'M LOOKING AT U AND I SHOOT U AT LEAST 5 TIMES FIRST!!! NO FAIR!!!"

when the slightest little thing doesn't go your way, you curl up in the fetal position and crawl back up inside mommy...
Wishmaster_TBK in rogue spear is a doushceball
doushceball by Sandman96 January 20, 2006
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doucheballer 

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013

Doucheball

A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.

Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"

"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
Doucheball by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

Doucheball

a big o'l ball of douche
Why do you have to be such a doucheball?
Doucheball by Carlos9322 April 26, 2010

Doucheballer 

These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer
Doucheballer by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010

Doucheball Player 

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words
I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.
Doucheball Player by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009

Doucheball

A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.
Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.
Doucheball by A^Train November 30, 2004
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