douchetaco

1. An asshat of the greatest calibur.

2. A wife beater.

3. Julian Gary Whateverhislastnamewas.

Man, that asshat was such a douchetaco. I can't believe I didn't realize it sooner.

by Catty Brie July 28, 2013

douchetacular

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

by james savik September 10, 2016

douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

by popculturista June 13, 2008

Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011