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douchestach 

the pencil thin facial hair that comes down from the sideburns, follows the jawline, and connects to a thin mustache and a little patch just under the lip. ... important feature, the rest of the the face is perfectly smooth. Usually accomanied by a diamond stud ear ring, graphic T's and shaved lines in the eyebrows.
checkout the jersey shore tool with the douchestache.
douchestach by Neill O'Stephens October 8, 2011
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douchetacular 

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.
douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

Douchestain 

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.
douche douchebag douchestain
Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

douchestache 

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.
There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.
douchestache by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

douchescacity 

a mesurment of how big of a douche bag one can be.1st level douche bag. 2nd level doucher. 3rd level which is the highest doucheshniffer.
That basterd has reached maximum douchescacity. He's a freakin doucheshniffer.
douchescacity by jon.o June 27, 2009

douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.
Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?
douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

Douchepatch 

The douchepatch is the tiny patch of hair deliberately grown on the lower lip. It is basically a stupid, upside down mustache, worn only by douchebags, fratboys and Howie Mandel.
"Did you see Jen's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he totally had a douchepatch...WTF is she thinking?"

or

"Hey! That drunk asshole with the douchepatch just grabbed my tit!"
Douchepatch by Sir Smurfalot June 19, 2014