douchestache

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

douchestache

(n): a mustache grown to make one wonder, "Is this person a douchebag?"

(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person

ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.

ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.

by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010

Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls

"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"

by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015

DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.

That man has a douchestache.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

douchtache

A mustache worn by a douchebag.

Frankie Muniz is trying so hard to grow a douchtache, but he just can't!

by anne copperdink July 19, 2007

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

by dr ew April 17, 2009