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douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
by Modano November 10, 2008
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douchesophe

(doosh a soaf)
1. One who believes that by carrying on a conversation with someone else on intellectual subject matter will make them seem smarter, when in fact they are just simply a douche.
2. One who believes they are a modern philosophe, yet is just a douche.
Gerald: Ah yes, you know, Kant says a similar thing about etc. etc.
William: Indeed he does, but you know, Berkeley believes that etc. etc. etc.

Tom: Man, Gerald and William are both real douchesophes.
Katy: Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if they know that everyone thinks they're such douchesophes...
by Modano November 10, 2008
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doucheosphere

When someone who is a douchebag experiences the delusion that not only is he not simply a disposable, usless bags of douche who does not assist in the functioning of the planet in any way, but also that he is important enough to actually be a planet, and he begins orbiting his own douchey self.
We could tell he was really living within his own doucheosphere when he tried to sue his ex for dumping his sorry ass.
by RachelTheWastedHouseWife June 4, 2010
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Douchecopter

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.
by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007
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Douchasphere

A distinct realm or level of douchbaggery.

When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.
Kevin exists within a douchasphere of his own.
by Benny Blum November 12, 2007
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douchespecs

White-rimmed sunglasses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they're celebrities in their own mental prison and look like Elton John in 1974. Usually accompanied by an attitude derived from a Jersey Shore cast member and a '93 Dodge Neon.
"Hey, Phil, see Mike over there?", "Which one's Mike?", "He's the one wearing the douchespecs over there. See?", "Oh, those corny white rim sunglasses?", "No deeh, Ralph. Do you see any other Mike?"
by Hoorf July 18, 2012
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DoucheCopter

Someone who has the rare ability to drop a douchey comment in even the most remote of conversations
That guy was such a douchecopter he managed to insult us from the other side of this crowded auditorium.
by Bassrabi February 20, 2011
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