2 definition by borderjumper

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Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel
All of my teachers are doucheweasels.
by borderjumper March 10, 2004

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It's when you perform a shocker, then get the girl to smell your pinky finger.
Next time I get a bitch nekked, I'm givin her the shocker-focker combo.
by borderjumper January 29, 2004

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