Definitions by borderjumper

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

doucheweasel by borderjumper March 10, 2004

shocker-focker combo 

It's when you perform a shocker, then get the girl to smell your pinky finger.

Next time I get a bitch nekked, I'm givin her the shocker-focker combo.

shocker-focker combo by borderjumper January 29, 2004