Doucherocketry 

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

Doucherocketry by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

douchecockery 

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011

doucherocket 

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

doucherocket by jumblebox May 1, 2008

doucherocket 

douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

doucherocket by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005

douche rocketry 

The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.

Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.

douche rocketry by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007

douchebucketry 

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

douchebucketry by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009

Douchecockery 

General nonsense; To engage in behavior or speech typically associated with that of a douchebag

"I disagree with that argument. It is full of douchecockery."

"There was a great deal of douchecockery at my workplace today."

Douchecockery by Ninjapirajack November 14, 2014