deucebooking 

The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.

The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.

Person 1: Where's so-and-so?

Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.

Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.

deucebooking by chuck515 August 25, 2010

Funken Dracebooking 

The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.

"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"

Funken Dracebooking by VikingMan13 February 4, 2010

defacebooking 

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

defacebooking by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

defacebooking 

1. the act of removing a facebook account
2. the act of removing someones face with a book

(1) I think its finally time to delete my account and go through a defacebooking.

(2) This crime scene appears to have been a defacebooking... I can tell by the fact that there's a face on the floor and a bloody book nearby.

defacebooking by Shmeshmorsion March 16, 2010

Funken Dracebooking 

Drunk Facebooking while wearing a Viking helmet.

Viking: Wearing a viking helmet into the New Year in Playa Del Rey.
Viking's Facebook Friend: Are you Funken Dracebooking again?

Funken Dracebooking by Lord Thebian January 1, 2010

douchebooking 

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

douchebooking by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

douchebooking 

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.

OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking

douchebooking by don't douchebook April 30, 2010