douchebiking

Hanging around the parking lot, bragging about biking equipment and past "feats" instead of riding.

An example of douchebiking is an overweight guy in the parking lot who shows up with a $2200, full-suspension bike for a flat trail ride and brags about the "gnarly" trails he usually hits in Colorado. Then, the next time you see him, he's gasping in a clearing, taking a 30 minute break after about 15 minutes of actual riding, he's talking up whoever comes by in the same way.

douchebiking by dandiablo September 2, 2012

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Doucheking

The king of all the douches. Preferably male, the doucheking rules all of doucheland with a halfclamped iron fist. The peasants of doucheland always have and always will want to overthrough their king because they are douches too, but they all wish to be the biggest douche of them all.

Douche 1: I am the biggest douche in all the land! Douche 2: Dude he is such a douche! Lets make him king! Douche 3: We'll call him the doucheking!

Doucheking by jimmykabob101 January 9, 2012

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douchebooking

The act of describing, in embarrassing detail, your personal DRAMA on the Walls of Facebook - much to the discomfort of all your "Friends."

Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.

douchebooking by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010

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douchebooking

The act of making major DRAMA on Facebook without completely describing the situation at hand.

OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking

douchebooking by don't douchebook April 30, 2010

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Master Chief Corny Doucheking

Someone who despite having verry poor taste, some ridiculous habbits, and absolutely funky hair, has a lot of succes in business.

Donald Trum is an MCCD. (Master Chief Corny Doucheking)

Master Chief Corny Doucheking by Dr. Step August 16, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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