Douchbagistan

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A wannabe golf course that is really nothing more than a goat pasture that is run by snobs that think they know everything and have inside information about everything but can not disclose what it is they know.

I played golf at Douchbagistan today and Nick, the Mayor of Douchbagistan washed my balls for me. A golf course in Kentucky where the assistant ball washer is known as Mayor Nick, the Mayor of Douchebagistan. He knows something very interesting but he can not tell you what it is.

Douchbagistan by Donald Cameron December 9, 2008

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Douchebagistan

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

Douchebagistan by dan cornelius June 20, 2006

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Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.

Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!

Douchebaggistan by Mustafa Meelickentwat November 11, 2007

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king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

king of douchebagistan by queenb254 May 14, 2015

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douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.

What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!

douchebagestan by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014

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douchebagastan

A country America despises and can't get along with.

Osama bin Laden lived in douchebagastan.

douchebagastan by Only in America! May 30, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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