douche nozzel 

the business end of a douche the part that does the real nasty work, smells and stained

when douche bag just wont work!

Man, Wade crittenden and Nathan wright are such douche nozzels

douche nozzel by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010

douche nozzel 

a douche nozzel is a person that is a panzy ass mofo that runs from everything hense the nozzel part

dude your a douche nozzel, face your reality

douche nozzel by jesterkrew666 February 19, 2009

Douche nozzel 

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.

1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

Douche nozzel by michael bustamante December 2, 2007

douche nozzle sucker 

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.

"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."

douche nozzle sucker by silly girl :) August 4, 2009

douche nozzle 

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.

1) "Check out the cell phone clip on that Douche Nozzle".
2) "Can you believe that Douche Nozzle? He's walking around the party, talking to fat chicks and searching for an 'Insert Here' sign".
3) Oliver from Spring Break.

douche nozzle by sowcow50 May 25, 2005

douche nozzle 

Kayne West at the VMA's.

The douche nozzle interrupted Taylor Swift in her speech.

douche nozzle by Aquafresh6 March 22, 2010

Douche-Nozzle Backflow 

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

Douche-Nozzle Backflow by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011