Deucecicle

When your taking a shit and your initial push produces a very long gnarly turd that doesn't break off from your ass and hangs there like an icicle. Typically this turd is touching the water.

Mark: Did you hear about Brian's deucecicle?
Adam: Yeah, rumor has it that was roughly 11 inches.
Mark: Yeah, he said he squirmed on the toilet vicously until the deucecicle broke off his asshole.
Adam: WICKED BRO! WICKED!

by AA-Team June 25, 2009

Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchcicle

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008

deuceville

Being in a bad spot where things officially can't seem to get any worse.

Congratulations, we've just arrived in "deuceville" and you my friend, are the mayor.

by wild chewbacca November 13, 2011