Deucecicle 

When your taking a shit and your initial push produces a very long gnarly turd that doesn't break off from your ass and hangs there like an icicle. Typically this turd is touching the water.

Mark: Did you hear about Brian's deucecicle?
Adam: Yeah, rumor has it that was roughly 11 inches.
Mark: Yeah, he said he squirmed on the toilet vicously until the deucecicle broke off his asshole.
Adam: WICKED BRO! WICKED!

Deucecicle by AA-Team June 25, 2009

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

douchcicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

douchcicle by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008

deuceville 

Being in a bad spot where things officially can't seem to get any worse.

Congratulations, we've just arrived in "deuceville" and you my friend, are the mayor.

deuceville by wild chewbacca November 13, 2011