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douchbox 

When a person is more useless than a douchbag. They become the douchbox.
Oh what a douchbox!...he is such a douchbox!
douchbox by Cat-e-pants December 18, 2016
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douchebox 

similar to douchebag, but even funnier sounding than the original.
shut the fuck up, douchebox.
douchebox by phore-twunny July 17, 2005

Douchebox 

Is more than a simple douchebag, he is so well defined as a douche, he gets a box with 6 perfectly aligned sides to perfectly fit, and define, the area that is his douche being.

Facial skin is legitimately ashamed to be carbon related to his being and has given up trying to keep up appearances, and you can honestly hear the 200mph tornado of wind tunnel that exists between his left and right ears.

Exhibits the look of utter cluelessness, open mouth breathing, blank stare, comatose, ignorant, drunk, empty, drained, shit filled, long range stare in his face.
Order of precedence: Douche, Douchebag, King of Douchebaggary, Douchebox.

He's more than just a douche. More than the King of Douchebaggary, he's a freakin' Douchebox!

Where is that douchebox?

Hey! You! Douchebox! Stop breathing! You're stealing my oxygen!
Douchebox by another douche July 9, 2012

douchebox 

No, your not even a douchebag, I've upgraded your ass to a douchebox
douchebox by cchhrriiss13 November 22, 2009

douchebox 

a person much douchier than the usual douchebag, or a group of douchebags, or a place filled with douchebags...because a box contains more than one
Lets get out of here this place is a douchebox

That guy just came up to me and asked me to go out to his car...not to mention he looks like Pete Sampras...douchebox
douchebox by bean_the_magical_fruit December 18, 2009

douchebox 

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness
man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...
douchebox by theInventor82 September 26, 2011

douchebox 

Like a douchebag, but more rigid. Intentionally annoying, rather than simply out of sheer stupidity.
I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.
douchebox by Sinical July 24, 2012
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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