douchard

A soulless blood maggot that feasts upon the destruction of joy ; the enemy of human emotion.

Even though I warned him not to, that douchard told me how the last Harry Potter book ends.

douchard by Earl Grey Hot September 6, 2009

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douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.

That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

douchtard by hhopper August 18, 2008

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Anytime when a douche causes a whole lot of drama, so its kind of a double negative

OMG jenny, your douchbag boyfriend is always causing so much doucharama

Doucharama by caliquake October 26, 2009

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greg is a fucking douchtard

douchtard by lmfao June 24, 2003

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Chris taking his shot for h-o-r-s-e

Jola blocks his shot

Chris: Jola you're a doucharino.

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1. douchebaggness

2. state and or period of being a douche
3. you can also "call douchary"

"your an ass hole!.. im calling douchary"

or "calm your douchary, kind sir"

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Justin Beiber demonstrated a great level of doucherdom when he spit upon his fans below.

Doucherdom by Racnut September 1, 2013

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