hhopper's definitions

douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.

That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

by hhopper August 18, 2008

moran

The proper way to spell moron when you're posting on Dvorak Uncensored blog.

Get a life you stupid moran.

by hhopper June 26, 2008

Interwebitubes

A name for the Internet coined on Dvorak Uncensored because of Ted Steven's ridiculous description of how the Internet works.

I love reading the blogs on the Interwebitubes.

by hhopper August 22, 2008

Speech Virus

A speech virus is an insidious word or phrase that sneaks into your speech making you sound like a dunce to other people.

There are MANY speech viruses. Here are a few examples: you know, uh, man, dude, like, and many more.

by hhopper December 9, 2008