1. The michevious douchebag who plays on the needs and wants of lesser douche bags to gain ultimate control over the douche population.
Karl Rove is a douchagouge
by MasterOfTheObvious December 31, 2004
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Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..
by Pdoany. February 25, 2009
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The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
by mella rouge June 12, 2008
Get the douchalouge mug.A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.
I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.
by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012
Get the doucheagogue mug.The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.
Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)
How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag
you've veen warned
douchalouge:
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.
by mella rouge May 27, 2008
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