doucheagogue 

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

doucheagogue by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

Douchelogue 

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

Douchelogue by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

douchagouge 

1. The michevious douchebag who plays on the needs and wants of lesser douche bags to gain ultimate control over the douche population.

Karl Rove is a douchagouge

douchagouge by MasterOfTheObvious December 31, 2004

douchebagguette 

A female version of a douchebag

My friend Izzy is a douchebagguette

douchebagguette by lego3673 September 15, 2017