douch -ass

(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.

philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.

teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?

joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.

by the unREAL napster October 10, 2006

douch -ass

A derogatory term for people that give out props in myspace forums.

Anthony: I am a propmaster!
Nathan: No, you're just a douch -ass.

by AceEnder October 11, 2006

douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douch

The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush

If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag

by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

Douch

doo-shay

A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.

The accent on the e in Douch

Person 1: I think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. But you have to use it wisely.

Person 2: Ahh Douch

by The Almighty WaH September 5, 2010