doubleknit 

A mediocre civil servant, or bureaucrat, with an inflated perception of their own worth and fashion sense.

The term originated from their poor taste in professional attire.

I was waiting at the DMV for hours and finally this doubleknit told me: "come back tomorrow with updated forms"

doubleknit by Clause42069 December 18, 2023

Doubledition

If you have doubles of the same number and you add them together you have to plug one of the numbers back in

Person1:Hey did you know 1+1=3
Person2:What how?
Person1:1+1=2 use doubledition to plug the 1 back in to get 2+1=3 so 1+1=3
Person2:Oh I get it now

Doubledition by JamesR12 December 17, 2018

Doublemint 

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.

That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?

Doublemint by Alex October 19, 2004

Doublemint Douchebag 

A guy who is such a shameless yet stealthy and unsuspecting player that he will try to sweet talk you to try to get to fuck you.... and do the same with your sister, who looks just ike you, at the same time.

Sister 1: "Hey, guess who has been texting me telling me I am so beautiful, I am the "one"and he would treat me so good and he wants to take me out?
Sister 2: "WHO?"
Sister 1: "Danny, that really sweet but kinda fat guy from down the street."
Sister 2: "No way? Really, what did he say....because he has been texting me and sweet talking me all summer and I thought he really meant it....I mean look at him, he's nice but kinda fat, right??"

Sister 1: "What a doublemint douchebag! He has been playing us both and trying to get at least one sister to sleep with him. WTF??"

Doublemint Douchebag by Jojobean42 October 11, 2015

doublenigger 

An exclamation of rage.

fuckshit. dickcunting doublenigger.

doublenigger by fucknipples April 12, 2008

Doublevity 

Doublevity: dou-ble-vi-ty

Noun: Double-vity is a form of twofold; multiplied by two; increased by it's equivalent; made twice as large or as much on productivity, mobility and security.

1. SYNDES provide the best doublevity in your business workflow.

2. Doublevity your business result.

3. Aren't you having best time of your life? Since your business is on doublevity.

Doublevity by JosephWisemen February 26, 2020

doublemint 

Cocaine, coke, blow.

"burn rhymes like sniffin on doublemint" - I Self Divine

doublemint by goldmine July 28, 2009