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double-dong 

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.
Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!
double-dong by Nick Q September 15, 2005
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double-dong 

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two dongs make it tight
Me and fat are gonna double-dong em up!
double-dong by Weinger April 10, 2003

double dong 

(noun) This is a sex toy used by lesbians in pairs to enjoy a cock without having to deal with men.

What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.

Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.

imghttp://www.linadreams.com/sextoys/images/N4384-Real_Skin_Double_Dong.jpg/img

Lesbian 1: I miss cock.
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*
double dong by iocaoo February 28, 2009

double dong 

1. Often used to describe a double sided or two headed sexual device known commonly as a dildo.
"Man that's one long double dong" or "Constance would you like to share my double dong, that would be lovely Prudence"
double dong by Maximus Cocks June 11, 2006

double dong 

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.
Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!
double dong by LJM June 11, 2006

double dong 

The act of playing two MMO role-playing game files simultaniously.
My son Bruno will not stop double donging!
double dong by Shoogluer June 5, 2009

Double Dong Dare 

Is a term used by a male or female while playing the game of truth or dare. After an individual chooses dare, the question starts with I Double Dong Dare you, and if the question is not answered then that person will take two dongs.
I was at Mikes house party last week, and we were playing Truth or Double Dong Dare. For some reason, all the women were taking the dare, but not answering the questions. After the third woman we played with, I found out it was a swingers party, but the ladies didn’t bring their man. Honestly, I’ve never heard of a swingers party without your spouse but whatever! I can’t wait to stuff some more Load Lounges!
Double Dong Dare by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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