double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

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by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.

A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

by xxxmakennaxxx January 5, 2009

Double jointed pussy

What a double jointed pussy is; when a woman’s vagina can expand to two times the size. A double jointed pussy can fit up to 4 penises. A woman can have intercourse with a double jointed pussy for up to 20 times a day.

Bro, I screwed a girl with a double jointed pussy, needles to say it was not tight.

by 23coxsucker December 25, 2019

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021

double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004