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double joe 

double joe by anonymous July 19, 2022
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DOUBLE O JOE 

When one O IN JOE ISNT ENOUGH

HEY DOUBLE O JOOE ....YOU KNOW WHEN THE DOUBLE O IS ENOUGH !!
DOUBLE O JOE by anonymous March 17, 2025

Double Joey 

When Joey jerks off raw and uses his seman for lube to jerk off again.
"I'ma Double joey all night long"

"Gonna Double Joe it up!"
Double Joey by SpruceShelf July 2, 2012

doable joe 

A man who, while possessing no extraordinary properties, is acceptable enough to have sexual relations with when no better prospects are available.
Bill wasn't much to look at, but he was still a doable joe.
doable joe by pygmy_possum July 27, 2008

doublejerk 

Someone who breaks one or more pinky promises.
Ainsley: Julie, pinky promise you'll run the mile with me!
Julie: Okay! I pinky promise!
Ainsley: Hey, you never ran the mile with me! You doublejerk!
doublejerk by Doublejerk June 10, 2011

Doublejoke 

To Doublejoke is to 1. unintentionally rhyme personal preference with a prior joke, making you seem one way; or 2. joke twice on the same topic, making you seem one way.
John: “Shalom”
Cass: “Hey haha what’s up dude welcome to the cookout”
John: “I just brought hotdogs.”
Cass: “??? are these Hebrew National hotdogs?? Are you a Jew or something?”
John: “No, no, I just doublejoked on accident.”
Doublejoke by ninji October 17, 2023

Doublejerk 

Someone who breaks a pinky promise, on top of already being a jerk, hence being a doublejerk
You promised to run the mile with me! I don't feel well... Wow, Julie. You're a doublejerk!
Doublejerk by SKMh June 4, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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