double fister 

similiar to a fister, but with 2 fists. only for the extremely kinky and it is very painful but oh so good. also brings climax amazingly fast

i gave Joanna a double fister last night. she started to cry in pain but didnt want me 2 stop coz it felt so good

double fister by brennan234 July 17, 2006

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

Super Double Fister by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

double twister fister 

the act of inserting both fists into a womans vagina (at the same time) and and rotating them back and forth.

woman- lets do something different.

guy- ok. lets try the double twister fister!!

woman- yeah. now stick ur fists in there and twist them.

double twister fister by superbugsbunny4 June 13, 2011

Double fisted thigh slapper 

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

Double fisted thigh slapper by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Double-Fisted Battle Axing 

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.

Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.

Double-Fisted Battle Axing by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011

Double fisted 

Someone with two drinks at a party or a bar.

That girl is a lush, she's double fisted.

Double fisted by juice85 January 17, 2009

Double Fisted Helicopter 

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.

Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"

Double Fisted Helicopter by KarliMonster March 23, 2011