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Double Dirty 

Giani- “He’s gay and he’s dirty, he’s double dirty”
Sean- “You can’t say that, that’s very offensive”

Double Dirty 

A person who shall not me named: He is gay and he is dirty, he’s double dirty
Me: You can’t say that, it’s 2023. You’re cancelled.
Double Dirty by How's your knee? Gah February 15, 2023

double dirty egyptian corkscrew 

A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"

Double Dirty Sanchez 

Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.
Britney doubled up the dirty sanchez I gave her last night.

Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide 

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.
Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

double dirty juan pierre 

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half
She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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