double coyote

after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.

by bill clinton November 7, 2003

double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

by jewpoints December 12, 2004

double coyote ugly

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!

Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!

by SuperCabbie October 4, 2007

Double Cooter

When an obese girls fat makes a secondary vagina over the existing one with the excess jiblets.

aww man that bojangles ate too much bacon and got a double cooter

by norcal ninja July 8, 2006

Double cooter snooter

When a male lays down one line of dat china white on each side of a sexy mamas cooter, then taking two equal length straws blows both lines while licking said sexy mamas cooter

No nigga back when I was on dat white girl, I used to chill with this bad mama and do double cooter snooters off dat bitch all da time yo.

by Shnipsy the gypsy September 6, 2013

double barrel cooter shooter

Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.

She loved the double barrel cooter shooter last night!

by Noah August 11, 2004